Chapter 11
Chapter 11
First, I used Ethan’s WhatsApp to invite myself back into the “Loving Family (No Annoying
People)” group chat.
Then, I dropped two transfer receipts into the chat.
ne was from Cindy transferring money to me.
The note attached said: “Bride price.”
The other was from me transferring money back to Cindy.
The note said: “Refunding the bride price.”
The transfers happened within three days of each other.
Me: “Take a look, everyone. The bride price from Ethan’s family was a measly $11,000. And
the night after the wedding, Cindy was already crying poor and asked me to give it back.
@Cindy”
Me: “Twenty–eight thousand for a bride price? That’d be enough to buy your life, @Cindy.”
Me: “Oops, my mistake. Turns out it’s fifty thousand. Guess that’s enough to buy off your whole family!”
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Me: “Not a gram of gold, not even a speck of gold dust. Where’d you hide it, Cindy? Show
- me. I could use a good laugh.”
Me: “And about the car… Ethan and I saved up the money ourselves. Didn’t ask you for a
dime. The only reason we didn’t get it is because some thieving jerk stole the cash. Filed a
police report. @Cindy.”
Me: “Oh, and your precious Ethan? Not that impressive. Sure, he’s working on a million–dollar project now, but don’t get too comfortable. Tomorrow’s win could slip away.”
Aunt: “Ethan, are you out of your mind? Why would you let this crazy woman into the
chat? @Ethan.”
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Asshole Husband Mistakenly Hit me to Miscarriage
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Chapter 11
Well, well, well! I don’t know whose zipper was loose, but someone just let Auntie slip right
- in.
Isn’t she just dying to be taken down? I’ll be happy to oblige!
Me: “You old hag @Aunt, you’ve been slapped around so much, you must be a pro by now. Remember when Mrs. Jones clawed up your ugly face and snapped your nudes? Even if you forgot, the family hasn’t, and your good buddy @Cindy even posted about it to her Twitter.”
Ne: “I’m not like you, begging while lying under a man!”
Me: “@Cousin, you want to ‘teach me a lesson‘? Maybe take a good look at your mom first. If anyone knows about ‘lessons,‘ she does.”
Aunt: “Is what she’s saying true? Are you sick in the head, Cindy?”
I casually posted a screenshot of Cindy’s Twitter post, along with a few explicit photos,
with the caption: “Ladies, you gotta have some self–respect.”
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